2018 Results
Awards
Most People on a Craft – Port Britain Party Barge
Best Crazy Craft Costume – Party Pizza
Best Engineered Crazy Craft – The River Runner
Fastest Crazy Craft – Canton Vikings
Best Canoe and Kayak Costure – Andrew and Karen Smith (12 & 13)
Crazy Craft
51 Craft Started – 46 Finished
| 1 | 49 | Canton Vikings | 1:04:22 | 0:00:00 |
| 2 | 32 | Aquaholics | 1:09:28 | 0:05:06 |
| 3 | 44 | Dew Crew | 1:11:47 | 0:07:25 |
| 4 | 37 | Harley G | 1:12:00 | 0:07:38 |
| 5 | 18 | Boris | 1:12:18 | 0:07:56 |
| 6 | 39 | Silver Bullet | 1:14:33 | 0:10:11 |
| 7 | 63 | Aquaholics | 1:17:08 | 0:12:46 |
| 8 | 10 | Fergus Flyer Ii | 1:20:32 | 0:16:10 |
| 9 | 17 | Hms Macduke | 1:26:11 | 0:21:49 |
| 10 | 60 | No Name | 1:27:36 | 0:23:15 |
| 11 | 46 | Black Pearl | 1:29:20 | 0:24:59 |
| 12 | 36 | Hope Floats | 1:30:09 | 0:25:47 |
| 13 | 12 | New Forest Nuts | 1:31:19 | 0:26:58 |
| 14 | 21 | The Tragically Shipfaced | 1:32:44 | 0:28:23 |
| 15 | 31 | The Big Kahuna | 1:33:03 | 0:28:41 |
| 16 | 38 | Dr Hoff’s Water Cure | 1:33:37 | 0:29:15 |
| 17 | 19 | The Beachy Boys | 1:37:58 | 0:33:37 |
| 18 | 15 | Winner Winner Chicken Dinner | 1:38:10 | 0:33:49 |
| 19 | 69 | Cast Away | 1:38:30 | 0:34:09 |
| 20 | 26 | Big Smoke | 1:38:31 | 0:34:09 |
| 21 | 29 | Girls Just Want To Have Fun | 1:38:52 | 0:34:31 |
| 22 | 71 | Boat? | 1:40:48 | 0:36:26 |
| 23 | 22 | Hot Rod | 1:41:09 | 0:36:48 |
| 24 | 20 | Cameco Juke Box | 1:45:21 | 0:41:00 |
| 25 | 3 | Deadly Grounders | 1:47:38 | 0:43:17 |
| 26 | 33 | Team Scotty | 1:48:19 | 0:43:58 |
| 27 | 42 | Footcare for All | 1:49:40 | 0:45:18 |
| 28 | 11 | Port Britain Party Barge | 1:49:51 | 0:45:30 |
| 29 | 61 | Big Fish Boat | 1:50:44 | 0:46:23 |
| 30 | 24 | Party Pizza | 1:54:23 | 0:50:02 |
| 31 | 2 | Port Britain Pops | 1:55:53 | 0:51:32 |
| 32 | 9 | SS Juniper | 2:02:24 | 0:58:03 |
| 33 | 4 | #It | 2:02:34 | 0:58:13 |
| 34 | 35 | Its Five O’clock Somewhere | 2:05:54 | 1:01:33 |
| 35 | 25 | Pupcorn | 2:06:59 | 1:02:37 |
| 36 | 34 | Williams Automotive | 2:10:44 | 1:06:22 |
| 37 | 5 | The River Runner | 2:11:19 | 1:06:58 |
| 38 | 16 | The Three Amigos | 2:11:45 | 1:07:23 |
| 39 | 23 | Riverboat Fantasy | 2:14:59 | 1:10:38 |
| 40 | 41 | Gammarafta | 2:15:01 | 1:10:40 |
| 41 | 75 | Chicks Ahoy | 2:19:16 | 1:14:54 |
| 42 | 8 | Punk In Drublic On The Jenny | 2:19:23 | 1:15:01 |
| 43 | 14 | SS Cowbell | 2:30:55 | 1:26:34 |
| 44 | 43 | Bruins vs Leafs Come Back | 2:59:40 | 1:55:18 |
| DSQ | 48 | Hope She Floats | Throwing beer cans in the river | Removed by a following craft |
| DSQ | 13 | SS Port Hope Panthers | Drunk and disorderly |
Canoes and Kayaks
53 Craft Started – 50 Finished
| Pos | Num | Participant | Time | Diff | Category |
| 1 | 44 | Matt Hunter | 00:59:22 | 00:00.0 | Solo Kayak |
| 2 | 46 | Leigh Johnstone | 00:59:51 | 00:28.8 | Solo Kayak |
| 3 | 31 | Judy Carter And Leon Vandenhoven | 01:00:21 | 00:59.3 | Double Canoe |
| 4 | 21 | Derek Robertson | 01:01:34 | 02:12.0 | Solo Kayak |
| 5 | 45 | Louis Carbardos And Matrin Filzmoser | 01:01:48 | 02:26.2 | Double Canoe |
| 6 | 49 | Paul Platt And Colin Rous | 01:02:26 | 03:03.8 | Double Canoe |
| 7 | 29 | William Giles And Allan Stewart | 01:02:27 | 03:04.7 | Double Canoe |
| 8 | 5 | Jim Whiffen | 01:02:30 | 03:07.8 | Solo Kayak |
| 9 | 42 | Marc Preik | 01:05:14 | 05:51.7 | Solo Kayak |
| 10 | 51 | Gavin Brady | 01:05:18 | 05:55.8 | Solo Kayak |
| 11 | 3 | Robert Barnes | 01:05:26 | 06:04.2 | Solo Canoe |
| 12 | 26 | David Ross And Jeremy Ross | 01:06:31 | 07:08.9 | Double Canoe |
| 13 | 23 | Ben Mcbride | 01:08:15 | 08:52.6 | Solo Kayak |
| 14 | 18 | Ian Dafoe | 01:09:33 | 10:10.4 | Solo Kayak |
| 15 | 2 | Peter Goering | 01:10:25 | 11:02.6 | Solo Canoe |
| 16 | 6 | Greg Simpson | 01:13:09 | 13:46.4 | Solo Kayak |
| 17 | 16 | Milan Glavas | 01:13:11 | 13:49.2 | Solo Kayak |
| 18 | 52 | Mike Sherwin And Kew Roy | 01:14:28 | 15:06.1 | Double Canoe |
| 19 | 4 | Jonathan Brouwer | 01:14:32 | 15:09.5 | Solo Kayak |
| 20 | 53 | Matt Sherwin And Joe Roy | 01:15:25 | 16:03.2 | Double Canoe |
| 21 | 28 | Joshua Scudds And Jason Taylor | 01:15:37 | 16:15.3 | Double Canoe |
| 22 | 11 | Brigetta Balling | 01:17:46 | 18:24.2 | Solo Kayak |
| 23 | 10 | Erik Jukic | 01:17:55 | 18:33.2 | Solo Kayak |
| 24 | 48 | Joe Hubers | 01:18:36 | 19:13.5 | Solo Kayak |
| 25 | 58 | Celeute Docherty | 01:20:17 | 20:54.6 | Solo Kayak |
| 26 | 34 | Edward Lancaster And Charlie Wadds | 01:24:50 | 25:27.4 | Double Canoe |
| 27 | 1 | Jesse Hardy | 01:25:42 | 26:20.0 | Solo Canoe |
| 28 | 22 | Rick Mcbride | 01:25:48 | 26:26.0 | Solo Kayak |
| 29 | 9 | Brian Legree | 01:26:29 | 27:07.0 | Solo Kayak |
| 30 | 19 | William Dafoe | 01:28:15 | 28:53.3 | Solo Kayak |
| 31 | 36 | David Desy And David-James Desy | 01:32:31 | 33:09.1 | Double Kayak |
| 32 | 8 | Zev Bromberg | 01:36:32 | 37:10.2 | Solo Kayak |
| 33 | 15 | Kelsey Holland | 01:37:36 | 38:13.5 | Solo Kayak |
| 34 | 14 | Dean Irvin | 01:38:46 | 39:24.1 | Solo Kayak |
| 35 | 20 | Joan Dafoe | 01:39:48 | 40:26.1 | Solo Kayak |
| 36 | 24 | Mike Jones | 01:41:34 | 42:11.7 | Solo Kayak |
| 37 | 56 | Kate Attwood And Chris Banko | 01:42:42 | 43:20.4 | Double Canoe |
| 38 | 55 | Kayla Quinn And Other | 01:44:10 | 44:48.0 | Double Canoe |
| 39 | 150 | Pat Quinn | 01:44:21 | 44:58.4 | Solo Kayak |
| 40 | 41 | Jonathan | 01:45:08 | 45:46.1 | Solo Kayak |
| 41 | 47 | Robert Evans And John Failzak | 01:45:23 | 46:00.9 | Double Canoe |
| 42 | 38 | Brent Dadds | 01:47:09 | 47:47.0 | Solo Kayak |
| 43 | 39 | Simon Dadds | 01:47:47 | 48:24.8 | Solo Kayak |
| 44 | 37 | Chia-Wen Hsu | 01:47:52 | 48:30.1 | Solo Kayak |
| 45 | 13 | Andrew Smith | 01:47:54 | 48:32.1 | Solo Kayak |
| 46 | 12 | Karen Smith | 01:47:59 | 48:37.0 | Solo Kayak |
| 47 | 7 | John Frizzle | 01:53:28 | 54:06.4 | Solo Kayak |
| 48 | 54 | Greg Konigshaus And David Konigshaus | 02:00:41 | 01:19.1 | Double Canoe |
| 49 | 17 | Janine Ernst | 02:05:00 | 05:37.5 | Solo Kayak |
| 50 | 40 | Diana Lee And Ed Hore | 02:37:39 | 38:16.9 | Double Canoe |
